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Saturday, April 2, 2016

Golf Cart Accident

Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years is at it again.  Hope you enjoy! Winking smile



Many years ago, during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
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Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It's John, and I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
 


"John, she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles.  Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
 


"Oh, come on now " Elizabeth insisted.

She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive... 

I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."
 


After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset.  So I'd best go now."

"Don't be silly!"  Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly.  "She won't know anything.  By the way, where is she?"
 


"Still under the cart, I guess" I said.


Oops!!!

Dead man walking! Surprised smile

16 comments:

  1. Oh boy! I think he better run when he gets a chance!

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    1. I do believe you're correct, Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. I am guessing he will never golf again...
    hugs abby

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    1. Good guess, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Cat,
    Jack thought you might like that one.
    Meredith

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    1. Jack was right, Mere. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Hi Cat, lol, he better hope she is the dead one before she kills him!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Good point, Jan! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oh my LoL, didn't see that coming! Yep, I think his golfing days are over lol. Wonder how good he is at running?

    Thanks Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Gotcha, Roz! He'd better hope he's very fast. :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. I wonder if his wife would believe him if he claimed to have concussion? Pretty sure his golfing days are behind him anyway.
    Rosie xx

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    1. LOL Rosie...never heard of a concussion causing that kind of behavior. Oh yes, am sure golfing days are over. :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Oh yeah, dead man walking is right. lol

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    1. So true, Sunny! So true! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Cat, I think Jack is becoming a regular contributor. Loved this one. If he did a regular column for you, it could be, "Just Jack's Jokes."

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. LOL Ella...He is becoming quite proliferate isn't he. Might have to start tagging them so that people can find "Jack's Jokes". :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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