Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years is at it again. Hope you enjoy!
Many years ago, during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?"
"It's John, and I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
"John, she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on now " Elizabeth insisted.
She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive...
I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."
After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still under the cart, I guess" I said.
Oops!!!
Dead man walking!
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Oh boy! I think he better run when he gets a chance!
ReplyDeleteI do believe you're correct, Minelle. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
I am guessing he will never golf again...
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Good guess, Abby. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Cat,
ReplyDeleteJack thought you might like that one.
Meredith
Jack was right, Mere. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Hi Cat, lol, he better hope she is the dead one before she kills him!
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
Good point, Jan! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Oh my LoL, didn't see that coming! Yep, I think his golfing days are over lol. Wonder how good he is at running?
ReplyDeleteThanks Jack and Cat :)
Hugs
Roz
Gotcha, Roz! He'd better hope he's very fast. :D
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
I wonder if his wife would believe him if he claimed to have concussion? Pretty sure his golfing days are behind him anyway.
ReplyDeleteRosie xx
LOL Rosie...never heard of a concussion causing that kind of behavior. Oh yes, am sure golfing days are over. :D
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Oh yeah, dead man walking is right. lol
ReplyDeleteSo true, Sunny! So true! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Cat, I think Jack is becoming a regular contributor. Loved this one. If he did a regular column for you, it could be, "Just Jack's Jokes."
ReplyDeleteHugs From Ella
LOL Ella...He is becoming quite proliferate isn't he. Might have to start tagging them so that people can find "Jack's Jokes". :D
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat