A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf."
Did Jack have anything to do with this one. As soon as I see golf, I think of your guest blogger, Cat.
ReplyDeleteHugs From Ella
LOL Ella...no, this one is from another friend of mine...not Jack. ;)
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Hi Cat, I thought of Jack too!
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LOL Jan...nope, not Jack! ;)
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LoL Cat, didn't see that coming, very good lol. I thought of Jack too.
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Roz
Gotcha, Roz! It was from a vanilla friend. ;)
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I'm sure that went over real big at home. lol
ReplyDeleteOh yes, Sunny...I'm sure it really did! ;)
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LOL, good one! Who is Jack?
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Clara
Happy you enjoyed it, Clara. Jack is Meredith's husband and loves sending me great giggles that I share with blogland. You can see some of what he has shared by clicking the label "Jack's Contributions" in the sidebar. ;)
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Smart man..but I bet the wife is smarter...
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Good point, Abby...would not be surprised if she was much smarter and managed to turn the tables on him. ;)
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