A group of American tourists walked into a pub in Cork, Ireland.
One of them said in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think you're great drinkers. I bet $5,000 that no one here can drink 20 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes." The bar was silent, but the American noticed one Irishman leaving.
No one took up the bet.
40 minutes later, the Irishman who left returned and said, "Hey Yank, is yer bet still on?"
"Sure" said the American, "20 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of $5,000."
"Grand," replied the Irishman, "so pour the pints and start the clock."
It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare.
"OK Yank, pay up." said the Irishman. "I'm happy to pay, here's your money" said the American. "But tell me, when I first offered the wager, I saw you leave. Where did you go?"
"Well sir", replied the Irishman, "$5,000 is a lot of money to a man like me, so I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it."
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Ah....the Irish and their beer, never underestimate them...
ReplyDeletehugs abby
I totally agree, Abby. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Lol, very funny
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
Happy you enjoyed it, Jan. ;)
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Good one Cat. Thanks.
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Ronnie
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You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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LoL Cat, love it. Thanks for the giggle :)
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Roz
You're welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Cat, I do love my beer, but I don't think I could compete with this fellow. Would be fun to try, though.
ReplyDeleteHugs From Ella
LOL Ella...if you decide to try, you'll have to share your results. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Made me laugh out loud, Cat. My Dad was Irish and liked his beer but that feat would have been way beyond him.
ReplyDeleteRosie xx
Happy to help you LOL, Rosie. I don't know anyone who could have managed that! ;)
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This is great!
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it, Blondie. ;)
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That was good - still laughing.
ReplyDeleteHappy you got a good laugh out of it, Sunny! ;)
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