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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

What's Your Name?


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Cartoon_girl_4[1]A lovely little girl is entering class for the first time when a friendly little boy approaches her. “My name’s Ted,” he says, “What’s yours?”

“Happy Butt,” the little girl replies.
 
 
“I’m going to tell the teacher on you for lying!” the boy shouts.

He goes to the teacher and says that the little girl has lied to him about her name.
 
 
“What is your name?” asks the teacher.

“Happy Butt,” says the little girl.
 
 
“No, no,” the teacher says. “What is your real name?”

“Happy Butt,” the little girl insists.
 
 
“Shame on you for lying,” says the teacher. “You go straight to the principal’s office right this minute!”
 
 
“Why are you here?” the principal asks.

“They think I’m lying when I tell them my name is Happy Butt,” the little girl says.
 
 
“Your name can’t be Happy Butt,” the principal says. “I’m going to call your mother and straighten this out. You mustn’t lie to us about your name.”
 
 
The principal calls the mother and says, “We have your little girl here and she keeps telling us her name is ‘Happy Butt’.”
 
 
“Oh,” says the mother, “that must be Gladys.”
 
 
“Little girl,” the principal says, “your mother says your name is Gladys.”
 
 
The little girl asks, “Happy Butt.  Glad Ass.  What’s the difference?”


15 comments:

  1. Oh my......and she is only in Kindergarten....
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...can't wait to see what she's like when she gets older. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, too funny!

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Hi Cat, this one is cute, I love it. Thank you for the giggles.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...will be interested in seeing if Tilda comes up with something like this. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Funny Cat. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  6. ROFLMBO!!

    Hugs,
    Clara

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    1. Happy to give you some exercise Clara. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Always be careful when your children have their own personalities

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    1. Very true Blondie...and it can be even worse when they take after you! :D

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny. ;)

    Hugs and blessings...
    Cat

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