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Sunday, March 22, 2015

Men of The Cloth

A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane.  
After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
 
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
"Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and ate a bacon sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
 

A while later the rabbi spoke up and asked, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
 
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent for several minutes.
 
 
Finally the rabbi quietly observed, "Beats the shit out of a bacon sandwich doesn't it?"
Open-mouthed smile

14 comments:

  1. Funny, I want to know how the priest answered.

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    1. LOL Sunny...I do also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Celibacy Dork! :D

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, too funny. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed this. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Got that right Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Funny. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  6. LoL, this is funny, love the clever rabbi. Thank you for the giggles, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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    1. You're very welcome Kenzie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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