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Friday, February 21, 2014

The Hypnotist at a Senior Home

Here’s another giggle I received from Ami of Ami's Star SongThanks so much Ami!

Hope y’all enjoy!

 
It was entertainment night at the senior citizen centre.
 
woman playing piano
 
After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show…Claude the Hypnotist!
 
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
 
"Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said
Claude.



The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
 
pocket watch

"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see.
 
"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.


He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting.
 
"Watch the watch…Watch the watch…Watch the watch"
 
 
The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.

 
The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming
surfaces.


 
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.


 
They were hypnotized. 
  

And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!

 
The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact.
 
 
"SHIT" said Claude.

 
 
It took them three days to clean the senior citizen centre and Claude was never invited there again.
 
ROFLMBO!



8 comments:

  1. ROFL, thanks for the giggle Ami and Cat :) Didn't see that coming!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. I didn't see it coming either Roz...Ami got us both! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. That is so funny, I can imagine Ami telling that naughty tale
    love Jan.xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the joke and I agree...Ami is funny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Hahahaha ok this I get lol

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    1. LOL Missy...happy you got and enjoyed this one! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Oh, that was funny ... Thanks!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Meg! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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