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Wednesday, February 5, 2014

In a Bar


An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar and order large mugs of beer.  Upon being served, each finds a fly in his drink.


Repulsed, the Englishman sends back his beer.


The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking.


The Irishman carefully lifts the fly up by its wings, holds it over his mug, and screams, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"







A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender.”


The bartender follows the man’s order and says, “that will be $42.50 please.”


The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.



 

The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender.


Again, the bartender follows the drunk’s instructions and the drunk says he has no money.  So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.




On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the bartender.


The bartender says, “what, no drink for me?”




“Oh, no. You get violent when you drink.” 



19 comments:

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Rose. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Funny Cat, even hubby is smirking
    love Jan.xx

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    1. Wow Jan...even got a smirk out of hubby?!? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. These are great Cat, thanks for the laugh :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Cat,

    Thanks so much for the laugh.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Sunny...happy you enjoyed them. ;(

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. LOLOL Cat!! :) Thanks for the morning laugh!! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Happy to oblige Katie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy Thursday to you too chuckling Irishey. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. LOL!!!! You get violent when you drink, that's awesome. Thanks for sharing.

    {{{hugs}}} EsMay

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    1. It is isn't Es May...you are very welcome. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Welcome Tomsrose...happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. I love the one about the Irishman making the fly spit it out. I'm Irish among other things... :)

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    1. LOL Sara...On my mom's side, I've got Scots Irish and German and then on my dad's side, I've got mainly French and Cherokee. So I'm a mix also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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