A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful! CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt! USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’
The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’
The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.
Courtesy of ilyke.net
ROFLMBO!
ROFLMBO, priceless! Thanks for the laugh Cat. Well I know I'm not THAT bad lol. Besides, it wouldn't go down well with an HOH. Just sayin :)
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Roz
Hmmm...don't think it would go down well with an HoH? Sure about that? Wanna try and report the results back to the rest of us? Just a suggestion. ;)
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Cat
Very funny.....could be useful too.
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Useful Abby? Do tell... ;)
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Cat
Very funny Cat,
ReplyDeletelove Jan.xx
Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)
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Cat
Lol, this was funny. Thanks for the laugh, :)
ReplyDeleteYou're very welcome Kenzie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Cat
He found a very creative and effective way to make his point!!
ReplyDeleteHe sure did Queenie...got a funny feeling he was an HoH! LOL ;)
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Cat