There are only ten times in history where the"F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
10. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
9. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
8. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
7. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
5. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
4. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
3. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
These are really funny...loved them. hugs abby
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed them, Abby. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
These are hilarious, and mostly appropriate use of the 'F' word in my opinion lol. Thanks Jack and Cat for the laugh :)
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Roz
You're welcome, Roz and I so agree with you...very appropriate. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Thanks Jack and Cat all very funny
ReplyDeleteHugs Lindy xx
You're welcome, Lindy...happy you enjoyed them. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
hi Cat, made me laugh on an otherwise c**p morning, lol
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
Happy to help you laugh on an otherwise c**p morning, Jan. Hope the rest of your day got better. :)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Yes, I suppose those were appropriate circumstances! Thanks for the giggles, Cat and Jack.
ReplyDeleteRosie xx
You're welcome, Rosie...most definitely appropriate. :)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Since I consider the "f" word to be the most expressive word in the English language, I feel that this may be Jack's best contribution ever. Well, at least among the top 5. I have a tender spot for "Why Men Don't Get Depressed" as well!
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Ella
LOL Ella...Happy to serve up examples of one of your favorite expressive words. I agree, "Why Men Don't Get Depressed" is a very good one also! :)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Ok I laughed once, maybe twice.. :)
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1ManView
Only twice, 1MV? Will have to try harder. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Number 2! :D
ReplyDeleteTake it that's your favorite, Minelle? ;)
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