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Monday, January 16, 2017

Recipe for Making Love

INGREDIENTS: 
  • 4 Laughing eyes
  • 4 Well-shaped legs
  • 4 Loving arms
  • 2 Firm milk containers
  • 2 Nuts
  • 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
  • 1 Firm banana

DIRECTIONS: 
  1. Look into laughing eyes.
  2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
  3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
  4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers
  5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
  6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

NOTES: 

  • If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
  • Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 
  • If cake rises, leave town. ASAP

22 comments:

  1. I have never seen this, but it gave me a loud chuckle....Master asked what was so funny....so we both thank you for a good laugh...hugs abby

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    1. You're both very welcome, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Cat that is hilarious, couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for sharing. I'm going to show Bear this one.

    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lindy...hope Bear does also. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    2. Bear really love this also Cat. <3

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    3. Happy to hear that, Lindy...thanks for letting me know. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, so funny. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're very welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. LOL Minelle...Is that a good Hmmmmm... or a bad Hmmmmm...? :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. I literally thought it was a food recipe untill I got to the bottom! 🙊
    That was so good Cat! 😆

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    1. Gotcha, Daisy! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Thanks for the laugh out loud fun, Cat!
    Rosie xx

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    1. You're welcome, Rosie...happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Cat,
    I love good analogies. This one is a great one.
    Meredith

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Mere. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Literally laughing out loud! Thanks I needed that today.😜
    Mignon

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    1. Hey Mignon...happy to help you laugh when you really needed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Excellent response, Ella! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. These are great. Thank you Jack and Cat.

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    1. You're welcome, Sunny...happy you enjoyed the recipe...more than 5 and 5 but think you'll make an exception. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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