And while these tactics might seem wrong, they are all technically right.
Below are some of the best loopholes and problem-solving kid-logic has to offer.
Making you crack-up may not have been these kids’ intentions, but that’s all you’ll be able to do when you see these.
The kid who was just trying to be prepared.
Well, I think we would all hate to be on this kid’s bad side!
The kid who breaks all of the fashion rules.
He was told to wear a tie, but no one told him how to wear it!
The kid who is just too good to be a rebel.
So, if you could just work around her schedule to say good-bye forever, that’d be great.
The kid who has marriage all figured out.
It seems like a pretty fool-proof logic!
The kid who is very critical of their mom’s behavior.
Looks like this isn’t mommy’s little secret anymore.
The kid who just can’t wait to eat his pizza.
He does not want any delay to the start of his pizza party.
The kid who gives the best advice.
This kid seriously needs to go back in time and have a chat with President Lincoln.
The kid who has mastered Costco.
He will take one soda and about five straws. Just come back for him when your shopping is done.
The kid who is very literal.
But they are also very right. After all, it was math that got them the answer.
The kid who is the master of disguise.
People have always told him he looks like his mother.
The kid who will not stand for false accusations.
Don’t they know that whoever smelt it, dealt it?
The kid whose parents listen to way too much country music.
Or they party a lot. Either way, this answer was right.
The kid who knows the intricacies of the Declaration of Independence.
I mean, it obviously wasn’t at the top. That wouldn’t make sense!
The kid who really points out the obvious.
Sometimes the right answers are the most obvious!
The kid who has the best wish ever.
Can someone please get this kid a magic lamp ASAP?!
The kid who is a marketing genius.
They know the value of a good product, and you better believe they’re charging for it.
The kid everyone should take dating advice from.
This kid must have a really big family.
The kid who appreciates a good play on words.
This is the perfect comeback for anyone who is caught littering!
The kid who won’t put up with the Tooth Fairy’s nonsense.
She makes a good point. It has been well over a week and she needs the money.
The kid that knows how to get what he wants.
Because who can resist pizza?
The kid who is self-aware.
He knows what he is and he embraces it!
The kid who has a bit of an ego.
Well, I guess that would be one thing that would make them special.
The kid who just wants to get things over with.
He would have written more, but he was REALLY hungry.
The kid whose logic is just too good.
Show them evidence of ghosts and they’ll solve your math problems.
The kid who was told to name the shapes.
Is Tedison a family name?
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LoL Cat,these are awesome, and hard to argue. Gotta love kid logic lol. Thank you for the giggle :)
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Roz
You're welcome, Roz...kid logic is great isn't it. ;)
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I wonder if anyone else is old enough to remember the show...Kids Say the Darndest Things with Art Linkletter....was a realy day brightener.
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Oh yes, Abby...I remember that show...so funny...wish they'd at least bring it back in reruns. :)
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Love all of these! Kids are absolutely hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed them, Minelle...hilarious is one word for them. ;)
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Cat loved reading all of these. Out of the mouths of babes.
ReplyDeleteHugs Lindy xx
Happy you enjoyed them, Lindy...and there's another way of saying it. ;)
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Love these... Every time my grand-daughter come over, I end up leaving the room because she always say something innocently that will crack me up....
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I'm sure her parents appreciate you leaving the room, 1MV...do you sometimes feel like a jack-in-the-box jumping up and out of the room? ;)
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Lol!
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Happy you enjoyed these, Jan. ;)
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Cat,
ReplyDeleteI love kids and their sweet, innocent comments. These truly cracked me up. Thanks for sharing.
--Baker
You're welcome, Baker...sometimes astonishing as to what comes out of their mouths. ;)
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These are just wonderful, Cat. As a teacher, I should have kept a notebook of all the wisdom that children share.
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Really wish you had, Ella...that would have been priceless. You still ought to write down everything you do remember. ;)
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Kids who think outside the box may be a bane to teachers and parents, but they are the scientists and leaders of tomorrow and should be encourage and not stifled like some tend to do.
ReplyDeleteSo true, Sunny...it's sad to see the way the educational system is trying to force the children into neat little boxes. So sad for the good teachers also. :(
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Kids say the funniest things! 😂
ReplyDeleteOh they sure do, Daisy...and sometimes at the most inopportune times! ;)
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