Meredith's Jack is starting to get back in to keeping us supplied with giggles.
Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while the neighbor was on vacation.
She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, and although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked for me," he replied.
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Mmmm...there is a vet in the family, and I just know he will love this one. Ruff! Ruff!
ReplyDeleteJack is on a roll. Thanks to you both.
Ella
LOL Ella...you'll have to let us know if your vet enjoyed this giggle. ;)
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Giggling at this one! Thanks to both of you for sharing!
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You're welcome, Baker...happy you enjoyed the giggle. ;)
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Now that cracked me up!
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Happy you enjoyed it, Minelle. ;)
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"You lost that loving feeling" - Been there... :)
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1ManView
LOL 1MV...think we all have at one time or another. ;)
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LoL Cat and Jack, this cracked me up. Somehow I don't think it will work on the dogs lol. Thank you both for the giggle :)
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Roz
You don't think it will work, Roz?! LOL
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So funny! Thanks Cat and Jack.
ReplyDeleteRosie xx
You're welcome, Rosie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Dr. Pol. Dutch doctor. Not sure about his calls at night, though
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Han
LOL Han...I'd say it's international. ;)
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