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Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Late Night Vet Call

Meredith's Jack is starting to get back in to keeping us supplied with giggles. Winking smile 




Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while the neighbor was on vacation.   
 
She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.  However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds.  She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.
 
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, and although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. 
 
After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.  I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
 
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
 
"Just worked for me," he replied.

14 comments:

  1. Mmmm...there is a vet in the family, and I just know he will love this one. Ruff! Ruff!

    Jack is on a roll. Thanks to you both.
    Ella

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    1. LOL Ella...you'll have to let us know if your vet enjoyed this giggle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Giggling at this one! Thanks to both of you for sharing!

    --Baker

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    1. You're welcome, Baker...happy you enjoyed the giggle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Now that cracked me up!
    Thanks Cat and Jack!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. "You lost that loving feeling" - Been there... :)

    peace and love
    1ManView

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    1. LOL 1MV...think we all have at one time or another. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. LoL Cat and Jack, this cracked me up. Somehow I don't think it will work on the dogs lol. Thank you both for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You don't think it will work, Roz?! LOL

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. So funny! Thanks Cat and Jack.
    Rosie xx

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    1. You're welcome, Rosie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Dr. Pol. Dutch doctor. Not sure about his calls at night, though

    Smile,
    Han

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    1. LOL Han...I'd say it's international. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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