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Thursday, January 28, 2016
No Justice!
There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his 'thing.' So, he decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his 'thing,' which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."
The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well," said the old lady...
"When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
Now I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat!"
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Oh my...this is sooooo funny...but I have to disagree with the 50 and 60 assessment:)
ReplyDeletehugs abby
LOL Abby...I'll bet you do disagree with the 50 and 60 assessments! :D
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
ROFLMAO, hilarious! Thank you Cat :)
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Roz
You're welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Hi Cat, bless her,we are never happy, lol
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
LOL Good point, Jan! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Cat that is hilarious, thanks.
ReplyDeleteHugs Lindy
Happy you enjoyed it, Lindy. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Ha ha that's a good one, funny. Thanks Cat.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
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You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
I think he was brave!!
ReplyDeleteI SO agree, Minelle! And the one woman was poking at it with her cane! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat