Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.
I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.
I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of beer ya got?"
Either really thinks highly of himself or truly loves his beer!
What do you think?
LoL, guess we know what tops his list lol. Can't believe her wanting to make the trade! Thank you Jack and Cat :)
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Roz
Got that right, Roz. Hmmm...maybe she's just very thirsty. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
I would need at least a martini to trade!!
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
LOL Jan...not into beer? ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
If it's Shiner Boch - any kind. haha
ReplyDeleteI've heard that from more than one person, Sunny. Since I don't enjoy beer, I really wouldn't know. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
I get the feeling your readers don't get this joke so allow me to explain: The girl is offering sex in exchange for some of his beer and he thinks she's offering beer in exchange for him giving her sex.
ReplyDeleteI do believe everyone understood the giggle, Anon but I could be wrong so thanks for the explanation. ;)
DeleteBlessings...Cat
Cute! Lol! Love the pictures. That tells it all!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jack and Cat!
You're welcome Minelle...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat