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Thursday, August 29, 2019

Senior Wit


Here's an oldie but a goodie I've shared before but it's so fun that when Meredith's Jack shared it again, I just had to share it.  Hope you enjoy!

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An elderly man in Louisiana has owned a large farm for several years.

The farm had a large, one acre pond, circular in shape, fed by a creek at the back of the property. He planted several apple and peach trees, mowed the grass and added a picnic table, horseshoe court and a BBQ grill.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, to look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring home some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

He approached nearer and saw several young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence, which caused them to swim toward the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you get out of the pond."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I came here to feed the alligator."

Some old men can still think fast.

1 comment:

  1. LoL, hilarious! Definitely no dementia there! LoL. Thanks Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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