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Monday, December 12, 2016

Locked Out Of the Car

Two blondes were driving down the road. The driver noticed that she was low on gas, so she stopped at the gas station. While she was pumping her gas, she noticed that she had locked the keys in the car.
 
When she went inside to pay, the blonde asked the attendant for a coat hanger so she could  attempt to open the door herself.
Blonde
 
She went outside and began to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant went outside to see how the blonde was faring. The blonde outside of the car was moving the hanger around and around. 
 
Meanwhile, the blonde inside of the car was saying: "A little more to the left. A little more to the right…"






20 comments:

  1. Ohhh...I saw this one coming.....hugs abby

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    1. But it was still funny wasn't it, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Groan lol,I saw it coming too. Thank you for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...even though it was a groaner. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LOL! Thanks for the giggle Cat.

    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. You're welcome, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Bless, this made me giggle,
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Always love to make you giggle, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Should people that stupid be allowed to drive? Thanks for the giggle Cat.
    Rosie xx

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    1. LOL Rosie...I've seen worse behind the wheel...scary! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. You really got me on this one, Cat. I forgot about the other blonde.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Woohoo! Gotcha, Ella! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Ray and I enjoyed this one - laughing.

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    1. Happy you both enjoyed it, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Really made me laugh. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Instant laugther, nice one Cat....

    peace
    1ManView

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    1. Thanks 1MV...love helping people laugh. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. Too funny, Cuz! :) Many hugs,

    <3 Katie t

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Cuz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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