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Monday, December 26, 2016

Two Famous Women

Meredith's Jack, is at it again! Winking smile

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.

They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.



The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
 

The angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
 
The angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.
 

The Angel immediately said: "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."


 

Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?
 

"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 26, 2016 at 8:47 PM

    Cat,
    This is a first........... Jack sent this directly to you! You two are on a roll with this one.
    Meredith

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    1. CatJanuary 2, 2017 at 1:42 AM

      LOL Mere...so is this the first time you are seeing this giggle? Thought it was a good one. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. 1ManViewDecember 26, 2016 at 10:41 PM

    This really made me laugh out loud...

    Wishing you a great day
    And better tomorrows
    In the coming New Year….

    Hugs
    1ManView

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    1. CatJanuary 2, 2017 at 1:43 AM

      Happy you enjoyed it 1MV. Thank you for the lovely wish...wishing the same for you!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. RozDecember 27, 2016 at 12:00 AM

    LoL, very good,should have seen it coming. Thanks for the giggle Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatJanuary 2, 2017 at 1:43 AM

      Gotcha Roz! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. an English RoseDecember 27, 2016 at 3:17 AM

    Hi Cat, this is so funny but our Queen is poorly, don't go tempting fate!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. CatJanuary 2, 2017 at 1:46 AM

      Sorry about that, Jan...I didn't know she was doing poorly when I scheduled this post. Will send prayers for her.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. ronnieDecember 27, 2016 at 1:21 PM

    That made me laugh. Thanks Jack and Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatJanuary 2, 2017 at 1:46 AM

      You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. BlondieDecember 27, 2016 at 2:30 PM

    groan, still worth a giggle

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    1. CatJanuary 2, 2017 at 1:47 AM

      LOL Blondie...a groaning giggle? :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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