Haven't shared anything from Meredith's Jack for a while...here's a real good one! Hope you enjoy!
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The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to
do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they
concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't
interfere with God's divine will.
At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in
the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the
baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the
slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many
squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position
to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and
set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back
when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
But the Catholic church came up with a very creative
strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church.
Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the
first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.
LoL Jack and Cat. Hilarious, love it! Thank you both for the giggle :)
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Roz