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Friday, July 14, 2017

Splain That To Me

The little boy had been looking out of Southwest Airlines plane window on a flight from Orlando to JFK when he turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother couldn't think of an answer She told her son to ask the flight attendant.


The boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

The boy replied, "Yes, she did."


"Well", said the flight attendant, "tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.

Have your mother explain that to you ."

6 comments:

  1. LoL Cat, great answer! Thank you for the giggle, hope you are doing well and have a great weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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  2. 😆Smart flight attendant

    peace and love
    1ManView

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  3. Love this one...made me laugh.....and shared with Master...have a great weekend...and hope things are getting better for you. hugs abby

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  4. LOL! Loved this one, Cuz! :) Thanks for the morning laugh! Hope that you are feeling much better these days. Been thinking of you. Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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