Criminals typically aren't too bright to begin with, but this group of morons set the record for the dumbest of the dumb. You won't believe the idiocy!
1. I Hate It When That Happens
2. Talk About Short-Term Memory Loss
3. If Only Idiocy Was A Crime
4. At Least He Made His Court Date
5. A Real Genius
6. What a Dildo
7. Pawn Star
8. His New Plate Just Reads "Dumbass"
9. They Should Have Pinky Swore
10. He Made A Run For The Border
11. Can You Hold This For A Second?
12. “Pshhh... Whatever”
13. Cops Would Have Caught Her Sooner But They Had To Sit Through An Advertisement And Wait For The Video To Buffer
14. Reading Comprehension Is Not A Requirement
15. The Newest Inductee Into The Stupid Criminals Hall Of Fame…
16. World's Cheapest Alarm System
17. Not The Sharpie-Est Tools In The Box
18. I'd Hate To See That Phone Bill
19. Now It's In the Law Enforcement Handbook
20. Mother of the Year
21. Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
22. He Passed Out Before He Could Take Advantage of Himself
23. She Must Have Been Sick of His Sh#T
24. This Is Not How You Join the Force
25. When Your Roommate Is a Bogart
26. Drunk by Transitive Property?
27. Just One More Idiot Clogging Up Our Judicial System
28. Maybe Cashiers Should Learn A Little About Money
Courtesy of Grabberwocky
LoL Cat, these are hilarious! These guys deserved to be caught lol. Hope you are recovering well.
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Roz
Cat, I can't believe some of these, so funny. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteAs Roz says - hope you are recovering well. Thinking of you.
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Ronnie
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