A man suspected that his wife was cheating on him.
One night, he decided to find out the truth. He waits for her to leave, and then jumps in a taxi cab to follow her.
To his horror, he finds out that she is working in a brothel.
The guy says to the cabby, “Wanna make a $100?”
The cabby says, “Sure, what do I have to do?”
The guy replies that all the cabby has to do is go inside the brothel and grab his wife and put her in the back of the cab and take them home.
The cabby agrees, and goes into the brothel.
A couple of minutes later the brothel gets kicked open, and the cabby is dragging this woman out who is kicking, biting, punching and fighting all the way to the cab.
The cabby opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, “Here, hold her!!”
The man looks down at the girl and says to the cabby, “Wait a minute, this ain’t my wife?!”
The cabby replies, “I know, it’s mine, I’m going back in for yours!!!”
Courtesy of Vanilla Side
Lol, too funny, Cat!
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Happy you enjoyed it, Baker. ;)
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On my, didn't see that coming, two for the price of one, too funny. Thank you for the giggle Cat :)
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Roz
Think the taxi driver should give back half the money since he found his wife also, Roz? ;)
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This one puts a new spin on the world's oldest profession. Must save this one for Sam.
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Ella
Sure does, Ella...hope Sam enjoys it also. ;)
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Haha, so funny, Cat.
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Happy you enjoyed it, Rosie. ;)
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Another good one Cat....
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1ManView
Happy you enjoyed this one, 1MV. :)
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