Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
Cat,
ReplyDeleteThis is a good one and Jack was not involved at all.
Meredith
LOL Mere...you sound so surprised. :)
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Hi Cat, oh good for her,lol
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
She did get him didn't she, Jan. :)
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LoL Cat, great come back, he totally deserved it lol
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Roz
Yes he surely did, Roz. ;)
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Loved it! hugs abby
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it, Abby. :)
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Ha! I thought the same thing. There is a tone to this one that made it sound like Jack was involved!
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LOL Ella...Jack is gaining quite a reputation around here, isn't he. :)
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Paybacks are a bitch. Laughing.
ReplyDeleteThey sure are, Sunny...happy you enjoyed it. :)
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Cat, that was a real good one... 😆
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1ManView
Happy you enjoyed it, 1MV. :)
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