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An elderly lady was concerned about her husband’s hearing.
It seemed that every time she would call him, he wouldn’t respond. So, the lady
went to the doctor to ask his advice.
The doctor said to her, “You play golf with him, right?
Stand a distance away from him and tell him something. Better yet, ask his
advice on how to play a shot. Continue to move closer to him until he responds
to your question so you know exactly how far away he is from you when he
finally hears you.”
She thought this was a great idea. The next time they were
out on the course, she asked from a distance, “Herbert, what club should I play
for this shot?”
There was no response. She moved 10 feet closer. Again she
yelled, “Herbert, what club should I play for this shot?”
Still no response, so she moved another 15 feet closer to
where she was now practically face to face with her husband.
She yelled even louder this time, “HERBERT, WHAT CLUB SHOULD
I PLAY FOR THIS SHOT?”
Herbert, annoyed, yelled back at her, “FOR THE THIRD TIME,
USE A 5-IRON!”
Ha, ha, good one. Oops. Thanks for the giggle Cat and Jack :)
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Roz