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Sunday, January 14, 2018

Strange Things Teachers Say

“Please don’t put cards in your panties.” ~Cindy B.


“What are you doing? Why is their a baby mouse up your sleeve and where did you find him?  Please stop feeding him your pop tart.” ~Leslie H.


“Why did you glue your sandwich to your desk?” ~Wendy B


“This is not a beauty parlor. Quit playing with each other’s hair.” ~Suzette S.


“Unless there is someone teaching you how to read under that table, you need to come out and join us on the carpet.” ~Traci T.


“Stop licking your desk.” ~Elizabeth A.


“Stop kissing the elevator button and fire alarm.” ~Marci J.


“Please don’t staple the tape!” ~Amy M.


“Why are you rubbing a glue stick on your shoes?” ~Allison F.


“Whose hair is this?” ~Araceliy S.

18 comments:

  1. "Do not drool on your spelling test." Yes, I said this.

    Ella

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  2. "Please keep your hands where I can see them"..I taught junior high...
    hugs abby

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    1. Hahaha...I can only imagine, Abby. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, the mind boggles at what some of these kids were doing lol. Thanks Ella and Abby for adding to these, I'm sure some of our other teachers can add some more :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Oh I'm sure our teachers, past and present, could fill more than several pages, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. I'm with Roz here, the mind boggles. Very interesting and great both Ella and Abby added to the list.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. Ya never know what's gonna come out of a kids mouth do ya, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. oh gosh i'm glad i have never had to say anything remotely similar to any of these - except for why are you putting glue on ~~insert random thing here~~ .

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    1. Hahaha...when I substituted, there was a huge note on the teachers desk that one particular student was not allowed near glue as he loved to smear it all over his body...yes, he removed his clothes in the classroom to do it!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. It was much easier being a dance teacher, lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. I'm sure you still had a few challenges, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. We had one teacher who had to remind another kiddo to not eat the glue. Seriously? Second graders, sheesh! I like Abby and Ella's additions. These are great!
    --Baker

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    1. Hahaha...see my response to Fondles above, Baker. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Loved these, Cuz! :) Thank you for the Monday morning laugh! Fun to read some of our resident teachers' additions too! "Please don't staple the tape?" LOLOL!!! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie xoxo

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    1. You're welcome, Cuz...happy you enjoyed them. Yeah...still trying to picture that one. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Yucky stuff - no wonder my daughter wanted to teach older kids.

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    1. Hahaha...I'm sure she has her own challenges and oft repeated phrases, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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