Me: “Hello?”
Telemarketer: “Hello, is your mother home?”
Me: “I have no mother.”
Telemarketer: “Well, can I speak to your father?”
Me: “Yeah, which one?”
Telemarketer: “Which one is home?”
Me: “Well, they’re both home but I don’t think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.”
Telemarketer: “Oh, so your fathers’ names are Carlos and Antonio?”
Me: “No, no! My fathers’ names are Carlos and Mark.”
Telemarketer: “So who’s Antonio?”
Me: “I just told you, Carlos’s ex.”
Telemarketer: “So Carlos was cheating?”
Me: “Yes, but that’s only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.”
Telemarketer: “So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?”
Me: “No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.”
Telemarketer: “So Mark wasn’t cheating?”
Me: “I never said that.”
Telemarketer: “Yes, yes you did!”
Me: “No I didn’t.”
Telemarketer: “Y-yes! You did!”
Me: “Did what?”
Telemarketer: “Y-you…Never mind, have a nice day, goodbye!”
LoL Cat, love it. Thank you for the giggle:)
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Roz
Happy you enjoyed it, Roz. ;)
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My dad used to be able to think of the funniest lines to use on telemarketers. Most of them not printable.
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LOL Ella...feel free to share what you want of your dad's lines. You can always send them to me and I'll post with some &^#%$@ but leave enough that people can understand. ;)
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Cat, I just might print that and keep it by my telephone. thanks for the laugh!
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Hermione
Good idea, Hermione! If you use it, please let us know how it works. ;)
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Great way to get them to remove your name from their list.
ReplyDeleteLOL Sunny, they might but then again... ;)
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Oh boy! I can't tell you all the creative ways my dad would stump a telemarketer!
ReplyDeleteFeel free to share some of your dad's best lines, Minelle. ;)
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