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A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the tablecloth.
Still, the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, unfortunately she just walked in."
Oops!!!!!!
Ohh..got me...not at all where I thought this was going....hugs abby
ReplyDeleteHaha Surprised me also, Abby. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Oh wow! I wasnt expecting that either!
ReplyDeleteNeither was the husband, Fondles. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LoL, I wasn't expecting that either! Thank you Jack and Cat :)
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Roz
You're welcome, Roz. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Hi Cat, got me there!
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
Looks like we're got everyone, Jan. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LOL. Wasn't expecting that. Thanks, Cat.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
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Hahaha...no one was, Ronnie. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Naughty!
ReplyDeleteRosie xx
Sure was, Rosie. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Wasn't expecting that ending. Thanks Cat and Jack
ReplyDeleteHugs Lindy xx
I think we managed to surprise everyone, Lindy. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat