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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

School Field Trip



A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses, but mostly to see the horses.



When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.



The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one.



As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 4th grade."



"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help. 😄

7 comments:

  1. OH..I saw this one coming...and laughed anyway...hugs abby

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  2. Lol! I wasn't expecting that!
    --Baker

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  3. Hi Cat, I did see it coming , lol
    love Jan, xx

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  4. LoL Cat, so funny. I didn't see that coming.

    Hugs
    Roz

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  5. Thanks for the laugh this morning. Ray and I enjoyed it and now when we turn onthe news at least we will have already had a smile for the day.

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  6. Cat. Thanks. Didn't see that coming.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  7. Nice sudden twist Cat. Always get a laugh here....

    peace and love
    1ManView

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