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Sunday, August 6, 2017

DNA Test



After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.


Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you"

Husband: "What’s up?"


Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "Well you don’t remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. Then you said: 'Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.'"

"So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."

Moral...
Send a woman if you want it done right! 

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6 comments:

  1. Eric51Amy49August 6, 2017 at 7:26 PM

    And that is why so many women have anxiety!
    Amy

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  2. an English RoseAugust 7, 2017 at 1:44 AM

    Hi Cat, lol, trust a man!
    love Jan, xx

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  3. RozAugust 7, 2017 at 3:25 AM

    LoL Cat, oh dear!

    Hugs
    Roz

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  4. Minielle LabraunAugust 7, 2017 at 3:26 AM

    OMG! Scary! Scary!

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  5. ronnieAugust 7, 2017 at 8:39 AM

    LOL. Didn't expect that.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  6. EllaAugust 7, 2017 at 9:35 AM

    Good one, Cat. I don't think I could have been fooled if Sam did this. One son was very banged up from a difficult birth, and the other son had bright red hair like Sam's family.

    Hugs From Ella

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