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Friday, March 24, 2017

Facebook Replies

For better or worse, pretty much everyone from your friends to your parents are on Facebook. And while you might unfollow some of them for their stupid posts, there are others who instead craft the most absolutely perfect response that you can't help but "like."
 
In other words, the comebacks will make you come back again for more.
Don't Worry, Be Happy
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Too bad Facebook doesn’t have spellcheck.
Then again, we would miss out on all of this fun.
 
RIP
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
 
A Beautiful Thing
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We are all so very grateful.
 
Just Browsing
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BUSTED!

 
Teacher's Pet
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You might think you’re smarter than the teacher, but you would be thinking wrong.
 
What a Weenie
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Maybe he really did mean what he said and simply has no shame…or much of anything else.
 
The Little Things
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At least he was a good sport about it.
 
Food for Thought
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Point goes to pizza!
 
Daddy Issues
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Commas are very important, especially if you’re passive-aggressively calling out your absent parent, apparently.
 
Buy a Vowel
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Don’t waste your breath with this one.
It’s best to just move on.
 
Hail, Hail!
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I don’t think they know how that taxi thing works.
 
True Love
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Make a snarky statement, get a snarky reply.
 
Coming Right Up
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And the winner is…Shann!
 
Sibling Rivalry
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.


 
Mommy Dearest
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Great.
Even mom’s turning on him now.
 
DOA
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You might want to look into a different profession.
 
That Escalated Quickly
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That sounds like something one should discuss in therapy.
 
Amen
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Well, faith comes in all forms.
 
Bottom's Up
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And with just one or two shots, so can you!

 
Grammar Matters
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Maybe you should take some better notes when at school…unless you’re into some really weird crap — literally.
 
Game On
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Someone put a lot of thought into that one.
Totally worth it.
 
Just Browsing
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Please don’t look in the folder titled, “Tax information.”
It’s never tax information.
 
New York, New York
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That’s okay.
Geography is hard.
 
Mapping It Out
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Just a friendly suggestion.

 
A Low Note
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Or they just like posing with instruments, but I would go with the former.
 
Shake It Off
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Look for that on her next album.
We’re never, ever getting back together…
 
Go Guac!
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That would most certainly change the world, or at least the avocado population.
 
Roid Rage
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There’s a reason he’s the boyfriend.
Size doesn’t always matter.
 
TMI
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And if it lasts more than four hours, be sure to call your doctor.

 
Family Ties
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They really are just the best.

Courtesy of 22 Words

6 comments:

  1. Fabulous Cat, loved reading all of these. Thanks for sharing.

    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. You're welcome, Lindy...happy you enjoyed them. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. These are hilarious, some priceless responses lol. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...I cracked up reading these. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. These were really great Cat, thank you! 😆

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    1. You're welcome, Daisy...happy you enjoyed. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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