A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon he
asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial; but at the same
time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very
dangerous.
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a
little boy raised his hand.
The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a
resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the
doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to quit laughing...👏 😭
Hi, Cat,
ReplyDeleteI've heard this one before, but have always giggled. Thanks for sharing, I needed a giggle tonight!
--Baker
You're very welcome, Baker...happy you enjoyed it, even if you had heard it before. ;)
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Definitely funny!! Kids say the funniest things!
ReplyDeleteThey sure do, Minelle...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Oh this is priceless, out of the mouths of babes lol. Thank you for the giggle Cat :)
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Roz
You're welcome, Roz...so happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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As soon as he said rerurrection, I thougt ot oh....kids do say the darndest things. hugs abby
ReplyDeleteLOL Abby...you just knew it had to be something the minster wouldn't appreciate didn't you. ;)
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This one always makes me laugh. Thanks Cat.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
Happy you enjoyed it again, Ronnie. ;)
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This is still funny. Laughing this AM
ReplyDeleteHappy to give you a laugh, Sunny...even if it's an oldie. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat