Bus Stop Woes

 At a crowded and busy city bus stop, a beautiful young woman, wearing a tight leather skirt, was waiting for a bus.  As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her to lift her leg so her foot could reach the first step of the bus.


Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a bit, thinking this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She then tried to lift her leg, to again discover she was unable to reach the step.


So a bit more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a bit more and for the third time, attempted the step.

Once again, much to her embarrassment, she could not raise her leg.


With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind her to unzip a little more and was still unable to take the step.


About this time, the large man who was standing behind her, picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.


She went ballistic, turned to  the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"


The man smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends."