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Wednesday, December 20, 2017

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Norwegian

Hope you enjoy this Christmas giggle from Meredith's Jack!!!

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'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
 

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
 

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
 

The Norwegian started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
 

The Norwegian replied, 'These are Carols.'
 

And So The Christmas Season Begins...

14 comments:

  1. Now that was quick thinking....hugs abby

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    1. Sure was, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL, yep, that'll do it lol. Thanks Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Sure will, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh good one. Thanks Jack and Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ronnie. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Jack never disappoints. Thank Cat for sharing.

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    1. Very true, Sunny. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. I think Jack missed his true calling. He could have hosted The Tonight Show!

    Merry Christmas, Cat!
    Ella

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    1. Good point, Ella! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Yes, it was, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed, Baker. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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