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Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Off Limits

Department  of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl, CINCPAC advised, "female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."

He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?"


At this point, a Marine Gunnery Sergeant from the security detail assigned to the ship stood up in the crowd and inquired, "Sir, how much for a season pass?"

God bless the USMC!  Winking smile
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 27, 2017 at 8:54 PM

    Cat,
    Hope things are under control on the high seas. And, each day, I hope you are feeling better.
    Meredith

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  2. Minielle LabraunJune 27, 2017 at 9:46 PM

    A seasons pass! Lol! Funny!
    As Mere said, each day we hope you are feeling better!

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  3. RozJune 28, 2017 at 3:35 AM

    LoL Cat, too funny, wonder what the response would be lol. Am thinking of you and hope you are feeling better and recovering well with each day.

    Hugs
    Roz

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  4. abbyJune 28, 2017 at 5:35 AM

    A frquent visitor discount,,,maybe? I join in hoping you are getting healthier....say a prayer for you evey morning. hugs abby

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  5. Aimless RamblingJune 28, 2017 at 9:38 AM

    There's always one.

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  6. AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 8:05 AM

    Good one, Cuz! :) Thanks for the morning laugh! I too hope that you are feeling a whole lot better, each and every day! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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