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Monday, May 29, 2017

Witty and Short Jokes

Finishing a phrase that's both funny and unexpected requires a very special talent. I, for one, love a joke or phrase that catches me off guard - it makes me laugh even harder than when I have an idea of what's coming! That's why, with great pleasure, I bring you these 14 very witty, unpredictable and funny phrases and jokes: 
 
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Courtesy of BabaMail

4 comments:

  1. LoL Cat, these are great. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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  2. These are very witty Cat, thank you! 😆

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  3. Great Cat, made me laugh. Thank you.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  4. Ha! Good ones, Cat. I just had a negative alarm clock incident just 30 minutes ago!

    Hugs From Ella

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