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Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Cold Hands

A couple decided to go to Alaska for a romantic weekend. 
 
When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. 
 
He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said her put your hands between my thighs to warm them. 
 
So he did and went back outside to finish chopping wood. 

 
 
He came in after another 5 minutes and said " honey my hands are cold again". 
 
So she tells him here put your hands between my thighs to warm them.
 
So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood. 

 
 
5 minutes has passed and he went in again and said, "honey my hands are cold again". 
 
She then said, " Damn don't your ears ever get cold?"
 

12 comments:

  1. LOL....sounds like the wife needs some 'warming' up...
    hugs abby

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    1. Not sure if she 'needs' it, but sure sounds like she wants it, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Oh my LoL, I agree with Abby. Thank you for the giggle Cat :) Hope you are having a great week.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...as I told Abby, not sure 'need' is involved as much as 'want'. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. That made me laugh. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy to give you a laugh, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. I love it! Does wonders for my imagination!

    Han

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    1. LOL Han...oh yes, you do have a wonderful imagination so have a feeling Wanita is in for some good times. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. HAHAHAHA Cuz! :) I didn't expect that one! Too funny! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie tft

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    1. Gotcha, Cuz! Give you some ideas for the coming winter? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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