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Sunday, December 28, 2014

Not Speeding

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see’s a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.


Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”

“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”

“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly.


The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.


“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask…is everyone in this car OK?  These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time,” the officer asks.


“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.”

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13 comments:

  1. LoL Cat, priceless! Should have seen it coming lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it DF. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Cat, funny. Thanks for the laugh.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're very welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Cat, I love this one, maybe because speeding and I have always been close friends. :)
    Thank you for the good laugh.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Nina...I also have a bit of a lead foot. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LOL Cat This is so funny. I would have been scared to death with her driving 22 mph for fear we would be hit! Thanks, Lisa

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Lisa...those super slow drivers scare me more than the speedrs also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Happy you enjoyed the giggle Minelle. ;)

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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  7. Smile, I see it before my very eyes: all the ladies in the back white as snow and the driver, just concentration on the road at 119. Nice punch line, Cat.

    Han

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    1. So happy you can picture it Han. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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