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Friday, October 24, 2014

The Zipper

Just a quick reminder...this is Spank or Treat 2014 weekend!  Click on the S or T image to the right or the following link http://governingana.wordpress.com/2014/10/24/welcome-to-spankortreat/ to read some wonderful stories and be eligible to win fun prizes...including a painting from yours truly.  LOL


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TheZippe
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
 
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Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body!  I don't even know who you are!"
 
 
The Texan smiled and drawled…
"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
But after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends."





10 comments:

  1. I have GOT to make sure I don't have anything in my mouth when I read your blog! I just spit wine all over my keyboard! Thanks for the laughs!!!! Lisa

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    1. LOL Lisa...you're learning. Make sure your mouth is empty before you come visit. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. omg...I am not sure how you find these, but keep them coming.....will be chuckling all day.
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy to help you chuckle all day Abby. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. oh goodness that was so unexpected!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Gotcha Jan!!!! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Cat , this one is just..,
    I am still giggling.
    This made My day,
    Thanks.

    ML

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    1. Wow...almost made our ML speechless! So happy to give you a case of the giggles. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Nope, not friends. Good view from the back. Good laugh to end computer time.

    Grin,
    Han

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    1. So happy to give you a good laugh to end your computer time Han! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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