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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Darwin Awards

For those of you who have never heard of these or are not sure they are real, here is a definition of the Darwin Awards:

The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek "honor" named after evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin, given to people who seem to improve the human gene pool by accidentally killing or sterilizing themselves during a foolish or careless mistake.  You can read more here.

I don’t know if the following are actual “Darwin Awards” or just suggestions… Winking smile

 

Giving A Shark A Kiss

The upside of an abundance of stupid people is that this shark will always be well fed.

 

Looking In The Wrong Place

 

Will That Hold?!?!

That guy is going to need all kinds of insurance.

 

People Who Can't Read

Signs don't apply to these guys.

 

Trust Me

I do this all the time!

 

I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat

That cat looks pissed and that bird looks clueless.

 

Hungry Hungry Hippo

 

 

That Crocodile Is HUGE

OMG! OMG! SERIOUSLY?!?!?! OMG!

 

Right Around The Corner

They got the picture. Now they need to get a clue!

 

 

Nine Lives

Eight more to go!

 

Snake Bite

Rattlesnakes are friendly! Right?

 

Chainsaw

You can only start a chainsaw that way once.

 

What's In The Hole?

Go ahead. Give it a little gas.

 

Should The Hydraulics Fail

 

Courtesy of Awesome Takes Practice

20 comments:

  1. I love the Darwin awards!!! My husband, whenever he see somebody doing something daft, mutters 'there is another Darwin award' The chainsaw!! OMG.

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    1. Hey DF...You wonder how some of these people lasted as long as they did! You would think a man would be more careful what he placed next to his 'family jewels'. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. Hi Cat, these are so great! Thanks.

    Blessings,
    George

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them George! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. I am ....JUST....SHOCKED! People are so.....Well, not saying anymore!

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    1. Woohoo...Minelle stuttering and speechless!!!!

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. LOL. And this is why laws always cater for the lowest common denominator of society ;)

    Callie

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    1. LOL Callie...I have to agree with you! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  5. Makes one wonder if some people ever THINK??
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...they 'think'...just not sure they consider the repercussions of their actions! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  6. >.< Hungry, hungry Hippos (they can REALLY be mean) and the chain saw gave me the dead giggles!

    <3
    cd

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    1. ROFL CD...you just reminded me of a game my children had when they were very young called 'hungry hippo'! They guy with the chain saw...lord have mercy! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  7. Hi Cat, these are great! Thanks for the laugh. I like the cat and bird, the cat looks mighty pissed, but I thought it was cute :) OMG the chain saw and snake!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Hey Roz...Wish they had a picture of the cat and the bird about 10 seconds after that one was snapped. ;)

      The chain saw and snake..."here's your sign!" LOL

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  8. There are no words to describe some people's stupidity.

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    1. LOL Sunny...as I told Roz, the only words I can come up with are "here's your sign!" ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  9. Omg I feel sick with fright just looking at these. What the f**k is wrong with people. Sorry ,don't tell hubby I said that but honestly.....
    Love Jan.xxx

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    1. LOL Jan...who knows...not considering consequences of their actions since this is the 'not my fault' generation. ;)

      You used stars not the word but still won't tell hubby. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  10. Says it all Terps! ;)

    Blessings,
    Cat

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  11. Wow, that is so scary how much those people were not thinking... and makes me wonder how many stupid things I may do without knowing it...

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