Saturday, July 20, 2013
Friday, July 19, 2013
Random Laws
Totally Random and Obscure Laws that Actually Exist
12 of the weirdest and most useless laws in America! #1 is insane!
12 of the weirdest and most useless laws in America! #1 is insane!
#12 No margarine
In the state of Wisconsin, it's illegal to serve butter substitutes in state prisons. It's actually healthier to have butter anyway, so our guess is the state legislators are watching out for their inmates?#11 DUI down
If you desperately must have personalized license plates, then don't get slapped with a DUI in New Jersey… or just don't drink and drive OR live in the state of New Jersey. The law there states that once you have been convicted of drunk driving, you may never again have personalized plates!#10 Take down the trimmings
Unfortunately, Maine as a state does not tolerate Christmas lights and wreaths past January 14th. It is illegal in Maine to have your Christmas decorations up past that date!#9 Bingo time
In North Carolina, grandma isn't allowed to play bingo for more than five hours. No marathon in this state!#8 Watch out!
We're not sure what kind of murderer would have the foresight to wear a bulletproof vest while committing his or her crime, but in the state of New Jersey, it's actually illegal to wear one when committing murder!#7 Party of…
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Maybe that's because you're not allowed to buy drinks for more than three people at a time. Yes, it's true -- that's an actual Nevada law!#6 Three little bears
In Alaska, hunting is a regular thing. Shooting bears is a regular thing. And it's totally ok for you to wake a bear up by shooting it (if you sorta miss). However, it's illegal in Alaska to wake a sleeping bear merely to take a picture of or with it!#5 No German fare
Beer and pretzels… that sure sounds like our kind of sports bar game night appetizer! Too bad we'll never visit North Dakota for this reason. It's illegal there for a restaurant to serve both pretzels and beer at the same time!#4 Arcade age
Do you think there's too much violence in video games for kids under the age of 18? Are you concerned that arcades are a bad influence? Well, there's a place for you -- South Carolina deems it illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to play a pinball machine.#3 No bear hug
In the state of Missouri, it is illegal to drive with an uncaged bear. We're assuming that this means it's ok to transport bears from zoo to zoo as long as they're in cages, but there's no random cab hopping for your friendly backyard guest!#2 Heavy hearts
In the state of Idaho, it's illegal for a man to give his love a box of candy weighing more than 50 pounds. So we guess there's no chance our lover in Idaho's gonna be sending us that fantasy jumbo Toblerone gift basket.#1 Drunk fish
In the state of Ohio, it's illegal to get a fish drunk. We're not sure why you would want to in the first place, but there it is!
Courtesy of Randomly Funny $tuff
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Look at the Trees
A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train's window shouted..."Dad, look the trees are going behind!"
His dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity.
Suddenly he again exclaimed ..."Dad, look the clouds are running with us!"
The couple couldn't resist and said to the old man..."why don't you take your son to a good doctor?"
The old man smiled and said..."I did and we are just coming from the hospital. My son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today..."
Every single person on the planet has story.
Don't judge people before you truly know them, the truth might surprise you...
Think before you say something...!!!
His dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity.
Suddenly he again exclaimed ..."Dad, look the clouds are running with us!"
The couple couldn't resist and said to the old man..."why don't you take your son to a good doctor?"
The old man smiled and said..."I did and we are just coming from the hospital. My son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today..."
Every single person on the planet has story.
Don't judge people before you truly know them, the truth might surprise you...
Think before you say something...!!!
Courtesy of Facts that will blow your mind
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
What is Your Name?
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat, as fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston"
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What'...s your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
ROFLMBO!
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat, as fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston"
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What'...s your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
ROFLMBO!
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Monday, July 15, 2013
Body Painting
A body painter, Johannes Stoetter created this tree frog using five human models. Can you find all five!
Courtesy of Facts that will blow your mind
Sunday, July 14, 2013
12 Craziest Things Invented By Japanese
Thought we could start the week with a good giggle. Below are 12 of the craziest inventions by the Japanese. I just have to wonder how they come up with this stuff…are they that bored with their lives?
DRYER FOR NAILS
After "painting" your nails, simply put the hand below these tiny tubes, and pimp the air with your other hand.
Of course, you could also just pick your hand up, rotate your wrist a bit, bend your fingers and blow on your wet nails.
BUTTER IN STICK
Quick,easy and accurate way to apply butter on bread.
As if it is soooo hard to be quick, easy and accurate without butter in in stick. *snort*
UMBRELLA WHICH COLLECTS WATER
Umbrella that protects from rain and also enables you to collect water in chamber which you can carry around your waist.
No way is this umbrella going to keep much rain off…especially if it is pouring. Still trying to figure out the purpose of carrying the collected rain water around…exercise?
LIPSTICK MASK
For more accurate lipstick.
Seriously?!? Looks more like something for Hannibal Lecter!
FAKE FOOTSTEPS
You can rotate its sole by 180 degree.
Ummm…
SPAGHETTI COOLING
Well described in photo below.
Just how hard is it to blow on your prior to putting it in your mouth?!?
GLASSES FOR EYE DROPS
Okaaaay
FOR DADDIES
Now men can also feed milk to babies,no excuse.
Oh good gravy! Seriously?
COOL HELMET
For sleeping in metro or train.
Would love to know what the sign is on the front of the hat…possibly…”I know I look stupid with a hard hat attached to a plunger so please don’t take pictures” LOL
AMAZING UMBRELLA
Not even single drop of rain.
Now I have been walking in some rain storms where the wind is blowing the rain and this would have been awesome!
CHEW METER
Well weird one ,i couldn't understand its use.
Ummm…ummm…hmmm…gonna leave this one alone!
FINGER TOOTH BRUSH
This one is cool.
Don’t really consider this ‘cool’ or good…kinda stupid in my opinion.
DRYER FOR NAILS After "painting" your nails, simply put the hand below these tiny tubes, and pimp the air with your other hand.
Of course, you could also just pick your hand up, rotate your wrist a bit, bend your fingers and blow on your wet nails.
BUTTER IN STICK
Quick,easy and accurate way to apply butter on bread.
As if it is soooo hard to be quick, easy and accurate without butter in in stick. *snort*
UMBRELLA WHICH COLLECTS WATER
Umbrella that protects from rain and also enables you to collect water in chamber which you can carry around your waist.
No way is this umbrella going to keep much rain off…especially if it is pouring. Still trying to figure out the purpose of carrying the collected rain water around…exercise?
LIPSTICK MASK
For more accurate lipstick.
Seriously?!? Looks more like something for Hannibal Lecter!
FAKE FOOTSTEPS
You can rotate its sole by 180 degree.
Ummm…
SPAGHETTI COOLING
Well described in photo below.
Just how hard is it to blow on your prior to putting it in your mouth?!?
GLASSES FOR EYE DROPS
Okaaaay
FOR DADDIES
Now men can also feed milk to babies,no excuse.
Oh good gravy! Seriously?
COOL HELMET
For sleeping in metro or train.
Would love to know what the sign is on the front of the hat…possibly…”I know I look stupid with a hard hat attached to a plunger so please don’t take pictures” LOL
AMAZING UMBRELLA
Not even single drop of rain.
Now I have been walking in some rain storms where the wind is blowing the rain and this would have been awesome!
CHEW METER
Well weird one ,i couldn't understand its use.
Ummm…ummm…hmmm…gonna leave this one alone!
FINGER TOOTH BRUSH
This one is cool.
Don’t really consider this ‘cool’ or good…kinda stupid in my opinion.
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Hurry!
Years ago, no “legitimate" newspaper or television network published any story without fact checking. The standard was to have two verifiable sources before publishing/airing a story.
In addition to the fact that many reporters now put their own ‘spin’ on a story…ignoring the who, what, when, where, why standards, in order to 'beat' the competition, they obviously are not fact checking either…at least this news station didn’t! And this is mainstream media!!!! *snort*
This is exactly why you don't listen to HALF of what our news media puts out! These names were read ON AIR of the supposed pilots of the crashed jetliner in SF by a San Francisco news station! The names obviously weren't confirmed by the news station. Oops!
ROFLMBO!
In addition to the fact that many reporters now put their own ‘spin’ on a story…ignoring the who, what, when, where, why standards, in order to 'beat' the competition, they obviously are not fact checking either…at least this news station didn’t! And this is mainstream media!!!! *snort*
This is exactly why you don't listen to HALF of what our news media puts out! These names were read ON AIR of the supposed pilots of the crashed jetliner in SF by a San Francisco news station! The names obviously weren't confirmed by the news station. Oops!
Courtesy of Cop Humor
ROFLMBO!
Friday, July 12, 2013
Founded by Geniuses…Run by Idiots
Saw this on Facebook the other day…shared by One Man's View and it reminded me of a conversation I had with a friend (you know who you are 
)not too long before I saw the post where we were discussing getting arrested for breaking laws we don’t agree with. See, I’m not the only one that thinks this way! I do love Jeff Foxworthy!
A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots
by Jeff Foxworthy:
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to provide incentives for not working, by granting 99 weeks of unemployment checks, without any requirement to prove that gainful employment was diligently sought, but couldn’t be found — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
What a country!
How about we give God a reason to continue blessing America!
This concludes my rant for the week…thank you Jeff Foxworthy…now back to our regularly scheduled programs.
)not too long before I saw the post where we were discussing getting arrested for breaking laws we don’t agree with. See, I’m not the only one that thinks this way! I do love Jeff Foxworthy! A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots
by Jeff Foxworthy:
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to provide incentives for not working, by granting 99 weeks of unemployment checks, without any requirement to prove that gainful employment was diligently sought, but couldn’t be found — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
What a country!
How about we give God a reason to continue blessing America!
This concludes my rant for the week…thank you Jeff Foxworthy…now back to our regularly scheduled programs.
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Welcome to the DD Ranch
I recently received an email from Queenie, one of our community members who doesn’t blog but follows and comments on many blogs. I'm sure you've seen her sweet and supportive comments around blog land.
She sent me some pictures she thought I would enjoy (I cracked up
) with a cute message and gave me permission to post them.
I emailed back and asked for permission to post part of her message, which she graciously granted.
Here is the message I received and the pictures.
My husband and I came across this sign on the side of a highway recently. It really caught our eye and we just looked at each other and started laughing.
A year or so ago, we wouldn't have even given it a second look. We just had to double back and get a picture! Love the smile underneath, lol!
When my husband got out with the camera, I thought he would just take a picture from outside the fence, but noooooo!
He actually ducked between the gates cross bars and walked right out into the pasture about 100 feet to get the shot. I was worried about the rancher or a bull discovering him there, but luckily, he made it out okay, lol.
Cute pics aren’t they.
BTW…Not everyone wants to set up a blog but sometimes they have something they would like to say or share…if any of you want to ‘guest post’ or share some pictures, email me. I am more than happy to share my blog with you.
She sent me some pictures she thought I would enjoy (I cracked up
) with a cute message and gave me permission to post them.I emailed back and asked for permission to post part of her message, which she graciously granted.
Here is the message I received and the pictures.
My husband and I came across this sign on the side of a highway recently. It really caught our eye and we just looked at each other and started laughing.
A year or so ago, we wouldn't have even given it a second look. We just had to double back and get a picture! Love the smile underneath, lol!
When my husband got out with the camera, I thought he would just take a picture from outside the fence, but noooooo!
He actually ducked between the gates cross bars and walked right out into the pasture about 100 feet to get the shot. I was worried about the rancher or a bull discovering him there, but luckily, he made it out okay, lol.
Cute pics aren’t they.
BTW…Not everyone wants to set up a blog but sometimes they have something they would like to say or share…if any of you want to ‘guest post’ or share some pictures, email me. I am more than happy to share my blog with you.
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