Interesting Facts

Disturbing a person while they're sleeping can increase their risk of a permanent mental breakdown.  See…really should let me sleep...please don't push me over that edge! LOL


Bacon has the same effect on our brains as cocaine & heroin. It overloads pleasure centers which requires increased amounts to be satisfied. Well dang!  Guess I’ll never give up bacon!


If you put a mirror half a light year away from Earth and you looked at it through a telescope you could see a year into the Earth’s past.  Okaaayyyyyy
 

Chewing gum can actually raise your metabolic rate by about 20%. Oh my goodness…with all the bacon I'm going to be eating, I’ll need so much gum, I'm gonna look like a cow chewing her cud!  LOL
 

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow film down so you could see his moves. Yowzer! Can you imagine getting a spanking from him?!?
 

Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube have all been blocked in China. LOL…probably a lot more productive.

Earth used to have a twin planet, named Theia. Roughly 4.5 billion years ago, a planetary body which was postulated to be large as the planet Mars, shared the same orbit with Earth. This is the first I’ve ever heard of this!  Definitely want to research and learn more!


A man was stopped at an airport because he was suspected of carrying a weapon – It was actually his 13.5 inch penis. Woohoo!!!!


In Spain, a school is offering a professional course in prostitution and it guarantees a job offer on graduation.  Ummm…


Marrying your best friend eliminates the risk of divorce by over 70%. These marriages are more likely to last a lifetime. Now this I totally believe!

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A Daily Good Deed

A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Also she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel uncomfortable; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Goodbye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then grabbed her bags and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother."

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."

*giggle* 

Street Sign Facepalms

I'm sure you've seen some if not all of these before...I know I've posted a few but just don't remember which ones.  Sooooo, you get them all!   LOL

Which Way Is One Way?

You gotta love a street with an attitude...but I'd still hate to find out which way is the wrong one!

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Bad Morning

Smart a$$ sign makers...might as well turn around and go back to bed.

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It's A Privilege

Hmmmm....

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Gonna Cut Ya

And the purpose of this sign is?   Oh, and the two smaller pictures in the corners...no humans and no cars should touch the sign?

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Good Luck

Hope ya got a GPS!

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Anger Issues

Can you hear the sarcasm?  LOL

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Poor Children

Wonder how much adults are worth?

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He Who Throws The First Stone...

This sign is just asking for it! Who comes up with these...why?

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Fishing for Compliments

This sign may just be looking to be noticed, but then again, can't we all use a compliment now and then?

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Slippery When Wet

Does this place goes through a lot of RainX on surrounding streets to require this sign. Do they have a sign to warn that the pavement is hot during warm days?

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Watch For Rolling Bottles

There should be one of these outside every bar!

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Super Hero or Flasher?

Not sure if we are being assured that a super hero or warned that a flasher patrols here...hmmm...think I'll just avoid the next 3 km...detour please!

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A Friendly Warning

ROFL!

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Why Did The Human Cross The Road?

Just when you think we've figured it all out.

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A Heads Up

Hackers around the world have been hacking into road signs and warning drivers of impending doom.

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Hope you enjoyed!

Community

An anthropologist proposed a game to the kids in an African tribe.

He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the kids that who ever got there first won the sweet fruits.

When he told them to run they all took each others hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

When he asked them why they had run like that as one could have had all the fruits for himself they said: ''UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the other ones are sad?''


'UBUNTU' in the Xhosa culture means: "I am because we are."  

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This is how I see our blog land.

 

Definition of Bas

While thinking of what I wanted to say and scrolling through different pictures to use for a post to honor Bas, I ran across the following definition.

The title and direction of my post changed immediately!

There he is! 


Bas! 

Seriously…think about it…

Weren’t Bas’ words always with us?

Did Bas ever judge anyone?

Didn’t Bas give guidance whenever he was online?

Didn’t you feel unconditional love from and for Bas?

Didn’t he support each and every one of us…even if it wasn’t in the way we originally thought he should?

Bas was our Angel...our Miracle!





Now, I’m sure he’s up there shaking his head at us and saying

Sending prayers and healing energy for strength, peace, and comfort to Lisa, Bas’ children and all his family here in blog land.


I’m sure Bas would not want us to forget sweet Emily and Ana’s tiny cousin…please join in sending prayers, healing energy and positive thoughts to both of them as well as their families and caregivers.


Sending healing energy, comforting thoughts, hugs and blessings to all my blog land family!

Best Prayer I Ever Heard

As I've seen many of our blog land family struggle in the past few weeks, I was reminded of this prayer that someone sent me several years ago.

Heavenly Father, Help us to remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend few precious moments with her children before heading to her second job.
 
Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man who can't make change correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student, balancing his apprehension over final exams with his fear of not getting his student loans for next semester.
 
Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging for money in the same spot every day (who really ought to get a job!) is a slave to addictions that we can only imagine in our worst nightmares.

Help us to remember that the old couple walking annoyingly slow through the store aisles and blocking our shopping progress are savoring this moment, knowing that, based on the biopsy report she got back last week, this will be the last year that they go shopping together.
 
Heavenly Father, remind us each day that, of all the gifts you give us, the greatest gift is love. It is not enough to share that love with those we hold dear. Open our hearts not to just those who are close to us, but to all humanity.
 

Let us be slow to judge and quick to forgive; show patience, empathy and love.

 



At 9pm, for 5 minutes, please stop everything you are doing and focus on nothing and no one except sending prayers, healing energy and/or positive thoughts to Emily, Bas, and Ana’s young cousin!  Thank you!

Family in Need

Many members of our blog land family are in need of prayers, healing energy, positive thoughts and lots of hugs…

If you haven’t read the latest update regarding Emily, she is back in ICU with respiratory distress. For those of you who don’t know Emily, she is the sweet 6 year old daughter of Jim and Christina from Red Booty Woman. You can read the details in Rogue’s latest post on Rogue's Awakening.




Whatever your beliefs, please send prayers, healing energy, and/or positive thoughts to Emily.





 
For those of you who know and adore Bas...and if you know him, you HAVE to adore him!   Please send prayers, healing energy and positive thoughts to him and his family for an easy journey for him and comfort for them.


Ana from governingana cousin's child is in the hospital fighting for life...you can read what this sweet 5 month old infant is going through here. Whatever your beliefs, please send prayers, healing energy, and/or positive thoughts.




  
  




For my blog land family who are hurting because of Emily and Bas or for reasons I don’t know about…

 

Hugs and Blessings to all of you!

Best Informant

An officer was sitting at a diner have some coffee late one night when a group of known drug dealers came in and sat down on the other side of the establishment.
 

One of them in particular was constantly cursing.  Every other word was a swear word.

The man gets up to go to the bathroom and the officer follows him.  "Hey man, can you tone down the cursing a little bit?  It's pretty obnoxious." 
 

Well the man lets the officer have it.  Curses him up one side and down the other then walks out the bathroom to rejoin his dope dealing friends. 
 


The officer calls the waitress over to him and asks for the mans bill.  He further instructs her to tell the man, in front of his friends, that the cop paid for his bill.
 


As the officer heads for the door, the man smirks, "that's what I thought, pig."
 



The officer turns to the man, "Its the least I can do for my best informant."
 


Gotcha!  

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It's brilliant questions like this that help keep philosophy alive for the ages!

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It's official. Starbucks totally sucks, bro!

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It's all part of the one-world government's conspiracy to prevent us from educating ourselves!

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If your cat is holding up a knife and licking his paws in excitement (all while staring at your yummy flesh), then yeah... he probably wants to kill you!

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#10 McCarthy Time!

It's times like this that we wish Joseph P. McCarthy were still alive to root out the Commis!

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Um... sit back for a second, look at the screen and think about it!

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#8 Kanye

Um... he IS retarded, fool!

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#7 Snack Time

Considering the size of a giraffe, the notion of one eating a toy jet is probably no different than the notion of one of us eating a pretzel!

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#6 Microwave Jesus

Dude, he can more than just microwave a burrito. Using his mind, he can turn it into a friggen chalupa . . . yeah, bro!

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#5 Evolution

The irony here is that people were once good monkeys!

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#4 Chuck Norris

Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure? Okay... here he comes!

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#3 Immortality

Wow! We never knew Google had such a thorough grasp of existentialism!

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#2 Help!

Oh, no! Maybe the tooth fairy can save you!

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#1 Color-Changing Goldfish

Um... either your goldfish is evolving into a new, color-changing species, or somebody has been ashing their cigarettes in your fish bowl!

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I Need a Bit of Help!

Now before y’all start fussin’ at me for too much typing (and I have seen the comments ladies ), just know that I did not type any of this post.  Some very lovely, loving and generous friends here in blog land sent me some software that is doing the typing for me. Now it has to learn how I talk and I have to learn how to make it behave…but we're gettin' there.

The more I learn and the more my software learns, the more comments I can leave and the longer post I can write! 

If y'all have forgotten how opinionated I can be or get tired of my long comments or long posts, you could ask that I send you the names of the culprits responsible…teehee…it’s all their fault!  But...sorry...no can do...my angels knew how much it hurt for me to type one-handed and that I can't sit for very long and they understood how much I was missing interacting with my blog land family...sooooo...just have to put up with me! LOL



Now on to the help I need…I have a stalker!  It's true and I'm betting that at least one of you knows him!!!!


His name is Bill!


Yes…You know who you are!
 

I absolutely hate YOU!  Yea buddy…I did use the ‘H’ word…I HATE YOU and I didn’t stutter!



Bill keeps hanging around my house, despite my best efforts to get rid of him.  



I think he likes me!  



When I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back.  



I think he loves me!




He comes in many forms...
Telephone Bill
Electric Bill
Water Bill
Gas Bill
and so on...


If you drive by my house and see him, feel free to hit him with your car!


BTW…Is Bill haunting you?


ROFLMBO…Gotcha!

Don't forget Bear Hugs, prayers, healing energy and positive thoughts for Jim, Christina and sweet Emily!