Silly

Here’s an oldie that I hope gives you a bit of a grin...


One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.



The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."



The husband, rejected, turns over.



A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.



"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Courtesy of Randomly Funny $tuff