Little Johnny

Okay ladies and gentleman…little Johnny is at it again!

Little Johnny came home from school where he heard the word "b*tch."
He asks his mom what the word meant and she responds, "It means priest."

The next day little Johnny hears the word "sh*t", comes home and asks his dad what it means.
His dad answers, "It means food on the table."

At school, he hears the word "f*cking" and asks his mom what it means.
She responds, "It means getting ready."



The next day a priest came over for dinner and little Johnny opened the door and says, "Hey son of a b*tch. There's sh*t on the table and my parents are upstairs f*cking!"



Now…say these words out loud…
Whale, Oil, Beef, Hooked.
 
Try not so sound Irish!  LOL