Two Prostitutes

Ooh…Just look at the giggle Meredith's Jack, sent!   

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Two Prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

Two Prostitutes - $50.00.

 

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
 
At that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

Jesus Saves

 

One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"

"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion."
 

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.
 
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

Two Fallen Angels

Seeking Peter -- $50.