Another giggle from our darlin’ Ami.
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize..
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
'Feels great,' he replied; 'but I still think my thumb's broken!'
So---the Scotsman and I were laughing hysterically!
ReplyDeleteHappy you both enjoyed it, Minelle. ;)
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Totally unexpected the results on that one! Thanks for the lesson on check what's broken before administering appropriate aide....or not! Thanks for the giggle, ladies.
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Good lesson learned, Baker! LOL
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That was an unexpected ending. Thanks for sharing Cat and Ami.
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Gotcha, Lindy! ;)
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LoL Ami and Cat, didn't see that coming. Some compensation for the broken thumb lol.
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Roz
Was surprised he even remembered his thumb, Roz. ;)
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Haha, thanks for the giggle, Cat and Ami.
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You're very welcome, Rosie. ;)
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Haha that made me laugh! Good one Cat and Ami ๐
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it, Daisy. ;)
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You got me on that one! hugs abby
ReplyDeleteWoohoo! Gotcha, Abby! ;)
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Wait, I thought that Jack was in charge of all golf-related humor. Good on you, Ami. This is a good one. Thanks, Cat!
ReplyDeleteElla
LOL Ella...ya never know around here. Happy you enjoyed the giggle. ;)
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Good one Ami. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it, Sunny. :)
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I had my mind in the gutter, so it really caught me off guard...๐
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1ManView
Hahaha 1MV...why am I not surprised. ;)
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That's a good one. Thanks Ami and Cat.
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Ronnie
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You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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