A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Man: "Ow! What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes and begins to do work around the house.
Three days later, he’s sitting in his chair again, reading the newspaper. She whacks him with the frying pan once again, this time even harder than she did before.
Man: "OW!! What was that for this time?"
"Your horse just called."
Oops!!!
Men!
ReplyDeleteLOL Blondie! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Grrr! Lol! If she keeps wacking him he's going to be brainless! Then he won't be able to get a lady friend and she'll be stuck with a guy who is muddled forever!
ReplyDeleteROFL Minelle...love your scenario! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Oh no not a good outcome. He deserves to be whacked over the head.
ReplyDeleteHugs Lindy
LOL Lindy...with a caste iron skillet! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Oops!!!
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
Oops is right, Jan. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Oops indeed lol. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)
ReplyDeleteHugs
Roz
Happy you enjoyed it, Roz. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Oops. At least it wasn't one of those cast iron jobs, or he'd be dead.
ReplyDeleteLOL Sunny...could have whacked him once or twice with the caste iron and might have been okay. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat