High School Crush?

 

 
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.  I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.
 
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class, some 30-odd years ago.



Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.  This balding, gray-haired man was way too old to have been my classmate.

 
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Northmont high school. 
 
"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a thunderbolt," he said gleaming with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "in 1975. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

 
He looked at me closely, then, the ugly, old, bald, wrinkle-faced, fat, gray-haired, decrepit fool asked, "What did you teach?"   
 

Dead man walking!