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Sunday, January 10, 2016

Beer

Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years is at it again.  Winking smile  Hope you enjoy!



 Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.

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I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

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I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
 
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It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
 
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
 
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
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I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of beer ya got?"

Either really thinks highly of himself or truly loves his beer!  Open-mouthed smile 
What do you think?

10 comments:

  1. LoL, guess we know what tops his list lol. Can't believe her wanting to make the trade! Thank you Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Got that right, Roz. Hmmm...maybe she's just very thirsty. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. I would need at least a martini to trade!!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...not into beer? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. I've heard that from more than one person, Sunny. Since I don't enjoy beer, I really wouldn't know. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. I get the feeling your readers don't get this joke so allow me to explain: The girl is offering sex in exchange for some of his beer and he thinks she's offering beer in exchange for him giving her sex.

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    1. I do believe everyone understood the giggle, Anon but I could be wrong so thanks for the explanation. ;)

      Blessings...Cat

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  5. Cute! Lol! Love the pictures. That tells it all!
    Thanks Jack and Cat!

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    1. You're welcome Minelle...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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