Cows, The Constitution and The Ten Commandments

I don’t know how many of you have heard of the comedian "Larry, the Cable Guy"…he is famous for his line “Git-R-Done” and performed with Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy on the “Blue Collar Comedy” and “Them Idiots Whirled” tours.  Here is a link to one of his performances if you want to watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmG0ZNEPYEY

Anyway…the following is courtesy of “Larry, the Cable Guy”

THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY AND CLEAN; BUT UNFORTUNATELY
ITS TRUE! THE MAN IS A GENIUS!

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? 
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. 
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. 
Maybe we should give each of them a cow!


THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…why don't we just give them ours?

It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this…

you cannot post:

'Thou Shalt Not Steal'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and
'Thou Shall Not Lie'

in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.


Also, think about this…If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone…

YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

GIT R DONE!.........I'm do'in my part!