Little Larry

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, " Do you think you're stupid, Larry?”
“No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
 
 
Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
“Why do you do that, mommy? " he asked. “To make myself beautiful, " said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What’s the matter”, asked Larry “Giving up?”
 
 
The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, “Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44? "
Larry quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”
 
 
Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes " said the policeman. " The detectives want very badly to capture him. "
Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?”
 
 
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, " Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”
Larry, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mom!”