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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

First Day of College

 
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
 
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $25 the first time."
 
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $100. Are there any questions?"
 
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired…
 
"How much for a season pass?"
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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:36 PM

    LOL There always has to be one smart *ss in the crowd doesn't there. Thanks, Lisa

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    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:43 PM

      At least one Lisa...at least one. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. RozFebruary 12, 2015 at 1:34 AM

    LoL Cat, love it! There's always one lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:43 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Roz! As I told Lisa...at least one. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. an English RoseFebruary 12, 2015 at 2:51 AM

    Hi Cat, there is always one smart ass in every class! lol
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:44 PM

      Usually more that are thinking the same think Jan. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2015 at 6:54 AM

    Lolol Cuz!! :) Very fun and I agree- there usually is one smart Alec!! Many hugs,

    <3 Your TfT Cuz

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    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:45 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Cuz...I've usually found a lot more than one in class but there's always the one with the biggest mouth. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. stay at home momFebruary 12, 2015 at 7:21 AM

    LoL, I can only agree with the others, there is only one! Thank you for the giggles, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:46 PM

      You're very welcome Nina but I do think that there has to be one but usually more in a class. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Aimless RamblingFebruary 12, 2015 at 8:40 AM

    Someone who thinks outside the box. lol

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    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:46 PM

      Got that right Sunny...just get it all right out there. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. BlondieFebruary 12, 2015 at 1:14 PM

    Don't tell my kids, but that would have been me asking that question, back in my college days. Luckily, I didn't have those rules because we lived in co-ed dorms

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    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:48 PM

      LOL Blondie...I know the feeling. I was always the one with the smart a$$ questions...and I didn't always intend to be a smart a$$...just came out that way. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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